"Hey can I look at your phone?"
“Yeah let me just finish this text.”
*deletes 200 selfies*
ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda
OMfg i was in starbucks and i saw this girl with pink hair and a shirt with an inverted cross on it and i hissed “hipster blogger” and she hissed back because she was actually a snake haha what’s a SNAKe doing in star bucks? i only have 60 followes